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Why Did Russia Jump?

Ivan Braginsky (Russia) broke his back yesterday because he jumped out of a plane without a parachute. The big question is : "Why did he jump?" According to Yao Wang (China), Mr Braginsky said the snow would break his fall because it was soft. Aparently, when Mr Wang advised against jumping, Mr Braginsky said "I'm Russian, I know everything about snow!". At this moment in time, Mr Braginsky is currently unconscious in hospital, and we are awaiting his comment on this bizarre event


You put the newspaper down, sighing sadly as you looked at Ivan. He looked so peaceful as he slept in the hospital bed. The doctor said he was lucky to be alive ... his sisters were both very upset and the Baltic States both looked very concerned. Besides them and yourself, there were no other visitors
"Oh, my poor little Brother ..." Katyusha wailed, crying heavily
"Why would he jump out of a plane without a parachute?" Eduard asked, scratching his head
"Beats me" Toris mumbled, folding his arms
"Maybe it's because he's not as smart as we think he is" Raivis said
Ivan groaned and he looked a little angry as he began to shift uncomfortably. The older Baltic brothers noticed this and tried to get the younger sibling to apologise quickly, which made you laugh a little. Oddly, Ivan seemed to calm down and a smile appeared on his face
"That's one way to prove he can hear us" Natalia said, giving you an intense glare
"Well, I'm going to leave the room!" Eduard said sheepishly, walking out of the room in a casual manor
"Wait for me!" Raivis cried, running out after him
You laughed as Toris sighed and left as well. You looked at Ivan who seemed to have a small grin on his face. You had a rather large crush on him, and were too terrified to tell him because of his crazy sister who seemed hell-bent on marrying him

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It was late, and it had been a month, perhaps two since Ivan jumped from the plane, and he was still unconscious. You were the only in the room, because the others had gone home. You were tired, but you vowed not to leave Ivan's side, at least until he woke up
"Ivan ... wake up. Please, please wake up. I love you" You said, starting to cry
You sighed as you got up. He didn't budge
"I've been here 24 hours a day ... and he still hasn't woken up. I should just give up and go home" You mumbled
Just as you put your hand on the handle, a pair of arms wrapped around your waist
"Eep!" You squeaked
"Don't leave me, [Name]"
You gasped as you felt his breath on the back of your neck
"I-Ivan, wh-what are you-"
He span you around, making you face him. He hugged you again, tighter than before. He was like a big teddy bear, warm and cuddly ...
"I woke earlier, but I wanted to talk to you when I had you all to myself" He said
"What are you saying, Ivan?" You asked, confused and intrigued
He whispered something in Russian in your ear, making you blush
"I-I'm sorry, but I don't speak Russian" You mumbled
He looked at you with his gentle lilac eyes and smiled
"You're my parachute" He said, letting go
"H-huh?"
"I was so alone ... even with my subordinates and sisters living with me. That was ... until I met you, [Name]. You're the only person I know who isn't afraid of me, no matter what I say ... or what I do. And since I met you, I have stopped having those reoccurring nightmares of the night the Romanov family, along with many others died. You comfort me when I'm sad ... and you told me that it wasn't my fault that I couldn't save them that day. You saved me from falling into insanity ... somewhat" He said, blushing
You couldn't help but laugh. He was a little crazy, but it wasn't his fault. It was his dark past that made him the man that he was. It was a first seeing him blush, though. You had never seen him like this before
"Therefore, you are my parachute" He said, cuddling you tightly again
"That would explain why you jumped out of the plane" You mumbled, hugging him back
"Did you mean it?" He asked
"Huh?"
"About loving me"
You went dark red
"Y-yes, I did" You mumbled, clinging to him tightly
He pulled away slightly so he could get a better look at you
"When I whispered in your ear, I was telling you that I loved you" He said, smiling sweetly
Before you could respond, his lips crashed into yours as he kissed you passionately. You were a little taken by surprise at first, but after a while, you returned the kiss and he smiled as he pulled  away gently
"I ... I love you too" You mumbled, blushing fiercely
But there was something on your mind that couldn't go unignored, so when he tried to kiss you again, you moved so he kissed your cheek instead. He gave you a confused and hurt look
"What's wrong, Sunflower?" He asked, sounding concerned
"How can you move? Doesn't your back hurt?" You asked
"Don't be silly, I'm stronger than I look! I feel fine, in fact, I've never felt better" He said, smiling
You laughed a little
"Oh, Ivan ..." You mumbled as you buried your head in his chest

End
I don't own the preview picture, it is a screenshot from Hetalia, which is copyright to Hidekazu Himaruya

This is a One-Shot

I don't need a parachute
Baby, if I've got you
Baby, if I've got you
I don't need a parachute
You're gonna catch me
You're gonna catch if I fall
Down, down, down

- Parachute by Cheryl Cole
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:iconkingdomhearts646:
It was filled with Ivan fluff~! It was a cute story I like the part were it talks about his sister being "Hell-bent". It was amazeing! It was just amazeing it had it's very own story I have never seen anything like this. And I have to say I love the preveiw picture. The detail and grammer are both great. I love how you put him responing in his sleep it gives a nicer highlight to him being in a coma. You added cute moments. That is a good bit of what I liked the most really there is more.
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this was just absolutely epic adorable! the fluffiness nearly made me fall over in the cuteness~ the news story sounds like something they'd write in the news XD i could imagine ivan getting up and huggling me! it was the really sweet and tender moments that made me squeal like a fangirl~ but it's also the deph of the hospital room that gives it a bit of a sorrowful side. i cracked up at how belarus is "hell-bent on marrying russia" XD i hope to see more country X readers like this (mostly with russia~!) keep up the amazing work on these~!
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WillowStoleTheCookie Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
That was the simile I was looking for. I do imagine Ivan to be like a teddy bear.
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zebraqueen098 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I THOUGH THE SNOW WOULD BREAK HIS FALL BUT THE ONLY THING THAT BROKE HIS FALL WAS HIS BACK XD
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Noloxy Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  Hobbyist
this is so cute 
and funny 
Nosebleed Russia (Joy) [V6] 
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KirahIsCool Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
:D :D:D:D:D:D:D IVAN I WUB U!!!!!!!
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Itsinmybloodyouknow Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ITS SO FLUFFY!!!!!!
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:iconpandoragal:
pandoragal Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
AW! SO MUCH FLUFF!
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HetalianLoverXD Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Student Writer
This is as awesome as jumping out of a plane, without a parachute, in your chibi form, and screaming 'VODKAAAAAA' while falling XD
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hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
I broke my leg. And then I got a kiss from one of the characters. (Don't ask who, I don't remember, I just remember I got a kiss)
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hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
(Late comment is late) I actually did that once in a dream.
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:iconhetalianloverxd:
HetalianLoverXD Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015  Student Writer
Hontou?? OwO
How'd it go? 
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:iconzebraqueen098:
zebraqueen098 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Admitting Something I Jumped Out Of A Plane To Without A Parachute =w=
It Went Good Till I Went Face-First In The Water
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:iconhetalianloverxd:
HetalianLoverXD Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Student Writer
As in real life?
That must hurt.
A LOT.
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:iconzebraqueen098:
zebraqueen098 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
ikr next thing know is that im in the hospital 
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:iconhetalianloverxd:
HetalianLoverXD Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Student Writer
Atleast you're not in coma
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:iconzebraqueen098:
zebraqueen098 Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
yea :D
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:iconsunstarslushie:
His sister is going to kill me for awwwwwing through most of this story....Halp me ;-;
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IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
my only question is: why DID he jump out of the plane without a parachute??
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:iconlilyvirginia:
lilyvirginia Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Why the hell they killed Anastasia and other children? They didn't do anything wrong! They couldn't stop revolution or something by themselves! Murderers
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SwiftNinja91 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't know. All I know is that night was a very tragic and bloody one
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sampea Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
Hahaha!
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ArtemisWest Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014
Lana here.

I have a terrible fear of heights and falling.... This is my boyfriend and I's song! How did you know? He promised he would always catch me before I fall. And so far, he's doing a good job at sticking to his promise.
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Pantelda Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Student General Artist
:iconfrenchsquealplz: That's so romantic I'm crying rainbows :iconrainbowcry-plz:
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Pantelda Featured By Owner May 5, 2014  Student General Artist
Oops failed the icon.. Eh you get the picture anyway
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ArtemisWest Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
Lana here.

Why thank you!
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:iconpantelda:
Pantelda Featured By Owner May 7, 2014  Student General Artist
No! Thank YOU! Your kawaii desuness made my day!!! * spins away fabulously *
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ArtemisWest Featured By Owner May 8, 2014
:)
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zebraqueen098 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Like-a-dis Fabulous!  or-a-dis Joon: Bitch Please Im Fabulous XD 
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ZheAwesomePrussian13 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Student General Artist
I'mma jump from an airplane without a parachute now~! AWESOOOOOOOME! Bow down to mein awesomeness kesesese!
           ~At the dreaded hellhole called a hospital~
"Why the frick am I here?!"
     "Jou jumped from a plane vithout a parachute." Germany.
     "It vas awesome, Frau, but not as awesome as me!" Prussia!
     "Bloody hell, you git!" England
     "You 'ad us worried." France
     "SHUT UP AND LET FREAKING SCOT, RUSSIA, SPAIN, THE ITAS, AND IRE SPEAK!" Me. (I used the countries of my heritage minus America...aka Dad. My mom's Prussian, my dad American...PRUMERICA FOREVER)
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lilyvirginia Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
How? There's no Prussia anymore. Your mom must be very old.
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ZheAwesomePrussian13 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Kesesese~ She isn't, but my great grandma came here from Prussia XP....my family is very old...and I'm not...
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:iconlilyvirginia:
lilyvirginia Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
By "here" do you mean America? I'm not American. When did they come? 1800's?
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ZheAwesomePrussian13 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Student General Artist
Ja, I mean America. And my...oh, it was my great great grandma XP Mistake on last comment...came here like a decade after Prussia was annexed, and she was a teen. And my family's old 'cause my mom was in her thirties when I was born, and I'm a young teen now. My uncle's like sixty XD
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lilyvirginia Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
So they come to America after 40's?
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ZheAwesomePrussian13 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Student General Artist
Sometime around then I think…my mutti's the one who would know when they arrived ^.^" I don't pay much attention until the heritage comes up.
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lilyvirginia Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
-It may be boring and somehow nationalist, but I just feel like I had to post it-

It's bad you don't pay attention. You know your heritage because everything is perfectly recorded. If you go to Germany I'm sure you can find more. I can't because I live in Turkey. It was Ottoman Empire between 1299-1923 and they didn't have surnames, didn't hold family record for all those years. We received our surnames after the republic was founded, they doesn't say anything about our ethnicity. And our country is not in Europe, not in Asia, definitely not in Middle East, I hate it when people say it is. In the south there is Africa, in the north there are ex-Soviet Union, in the west there are the Balkans and Europe, and in the east there is Asia. Anatolia was the heart of old world, before they found America and others. Because of that, we know we are Turks but we don't know where we are actually from. It's like in America, you are Prussian, your family come to America in 20th century. Your classmate David's ancestors are from England and they fought in Revolutionary War. Your friend Jose is from Mexico and he is not a citizen. But in America you know the story, we don't
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Zazzyleey Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
...
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russia?
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how are you going to survive belarus? o.o
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Moniker-Slash Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Me: I WANNA TRY SKYDIVING NOW!!!
*gets on random plan,  jumps out in a (store bought, not real, of course) Iron Man suit*
LEROY JENKINNNNNNNS!
*wakes up two months later with Russia sitting next to my hospital bed*
Me: Let's go again! 
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KattIsDere Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
*Somehow joins you on plane*
LEROY JEEENNNNNNKIIIIIINNNNNSSSS INDEEEEDDDDD!!!!!
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Moniker-Slash Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HUZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
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KattIsDere Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014
FOR NARNIA!!!
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Moniker-Slash Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YES! FOR THE BEAUTIFUL, MYSTICAL NARNIAAAAA!
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SwiftNinja91 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
o.o You crazy, dude
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Moniker-Slash Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*salutes* Yep! And what makes my crazier is the fact that I'm afraid of heights! Let's go, Ivan! *drags Russia back to the plane*
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Theanimefan123 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well, I've got nothing left to lose!
*jumps out of plane* GATORAAAAAAAAAAAAADE!
YOLO!
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SwiftNinja91 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
o.o
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Theanimefan123 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
ONE TRIP TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM LATER...
Me (glaring at Russia from a hospital bed): Last time I skydive with you, Ivan!
Russia: You didn't have to jump, you just did that because you follow the crowd, da?
Me: You. Me. Tae Kwon Do... after this whole mess is over.
(I'm kinda scared he'll kick my butt anyway, even though I'm a red belt.)
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Moko-Sun Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013   Writer
THE FEELS!
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SwiftNinja91 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:3
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Moko-Sun Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013   Writer
Run Away My Face32  Have Good Day!
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TheErmagerdGirl Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013  Student Artist
OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!
And little Russia :iconrussiavodkaplz:
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