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Ivan stared out of the window and looked at the sky. It was a dull grey, as usual ... and he knew that any moment now it would snow ... again. He wanted nothing more than to live in a warm place and grow sunflowers, which were his favourite plant. He sighed
I wonder what's going to happen today ... most likely the same old thing ... He thought
He watched the Baltic States running around doing their chores as if their butts were on fire. He found it quite amusing ... because that meant sooner or later, one of them would slip up and try to beg him not to hit them, which made him laugh (inside his head, obviously as he didn't like to laugh out loud too much). He noticed that Natalia, his little sister, was staring at Toris with a little smile on her face, which was a little weird ... and she was blushing too, which was even weirder ...
As I thought, same old thing ... I need entertainment ... He thought
As if on cue, there was a smashing sound in the kitchen where Ravis was doing the dishes. He began to squeal and Ivan grinned
Perfect timing He thought
He went into the kitchen and saw that a plate had been smashed on the floor
"What's going on, Mr Latvia?" Ivan asked with a smile
This is going to be hilarious He thought
Ravis squealed
"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to drop it!" He panicked
It was a good thing Ivan was good at holding in laughter ... otherwise, he would be rolling on the floor with laughter
"Don't be sorry ... just don't do it again, da? Now tidy up" He said, leaving the room
It was always a good idea to show the Baltic States mercy ... but it was also good to discipline them accordingly
That was fun while it lasted ... what to do now I wonder ... He thought, looking around
Just then, Eduard came running into the room
"Estonia? Aren't you supposed to be doing Laundry?" Ivan asked
"Y-yes, but ... she's here! (Name) wants to see you" Eduard said, sounding nervous
Oh! At last, something different He thought, grinning
Ivan went to the front door, where (Name) was standing there with a smile
"привет!" He said
She mimicked him and he smiled
"Sorry, I'm still learning Russian ..." She said, looking at the floor
She ... wants to learn my language?! He thought, surprised
"Anyway, I have a surprise for you!" She said
"What?"
"I have a gift for you" She said
"But ... it's not my birthday" He said, looking at her confused
"I know, but I thought you'd like it" She giggled
No one's ever gone through this much trouble for me ... I wonder what it is He thought, giving her a blank look
"Come on, I know you'll love it!" She said

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(Name) took Ivan to a strange building he had never seen before. It was see through ... and had plant pots inside. She led him inside
"This is a Greenhouse. It keeps plants warm, even in cold weather" She said
"I could use one of these!" He said, smiling
"It's yours, Ivan. I got it for you" She said, blushing
"M-me? This is mine?" He asked
"Uh-huh" She said "Hold out your hand"
He obeyed, slightly suspicious and she placed a tiny seed in his hand. He stared at it. He had never seen one like this before
"What's the matter? Never seen a sunflower seed before?" She asked
He almost fell over in shock. This tiny thing ... was going to be something he always wanted
"Go on! Put it in the plant pot" She said
He approached the plant pot in the corner, excited and planted the seed. He looked at her and smiled
"No one has ever done something this nice for me" He said, blushing
She approached him and rubbed his chest, which made him feel uncomfortable
"стать одним со мной, да?" She said, grinning
"Wh-what?" He squeaked, his face going bright red
"You heard me ..." She said
He swallowed hard
"You ... really want that?" He asked
She nodded
"I love you, Ivan" She said
She grabbed hold of his scarf and pulled him in for a kiss, which caught him completely by surprise. He wanted to pull away and shout at her, but at the same time, he wanted to kiss her back and tell her he loved her. Before he could do either, however, she released him
This day just got interesting He thought, smiling
"I love you too, but don't tell anyone. I don't want people to think I've gone soft" He said, hugging her
She giggled
"Of course I won't ... but he might" She said
He looked out of the Greenhouse to see that Ravis had been watching the whole time. He looked frightened and confused. Ivan's face went dark red
"Damn it ..." He mumbled "Oh well ... at least no one will hurt you ..."
She smiled
"Except America" She said
He glared at her
"If he so much as pokes you, I'll break his finger off" He said
He let go of her and they exited the greenhouse. Ravis began to cower
"Spread the word! Ivan's in love with me!" (Name) boasted
Ravis looked confused
"Spread it ..." Ivan warned, glaring at him
Ravis ran off screaming and Ivan looked at (Name) with a smile
"Scaring him is so much fun" She said
She's so great ... I love this girl! He thought, grinning from ear to ear

The End
Russia recieves a little prezzie ... that goes down really well!

:iconblackdemondragon13: suggested I do a Russia story, so here it is!

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Translations

привет (privet) - Hello [Russian]

стать одним со мной, да?(statʹ odnim so mnoĭ , da?) - Become one with me, yes? [Russian]

I found the Preview Picture on Google
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:iconhetalovergirl:
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
I was about to comment what I assumed the russian words were, but thenIi saw the description. God, I'm an idiot. Freddy Facepalm Chat Icon 
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InSaNe-DrAwInGs Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
NUUUH THIS CANT BE DA END FUUUUUUUU
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:icongealich:
Gealich Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student General Artist
Loved the end. "Scaring him is so much fun"

Sounds a bit too much like me.
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ButterscothFever223 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
im sorry but i died laughing when russia said spread it XDD
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:iconhetalovergirl:
hetalovergirl Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015
As weak as Ravis is, it's always so fun to scare him, isn't it?
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:iconswiftninja91:
SwiftNinja91 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Yes
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:iconanimaniac102:
animaniac102 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Fangirl: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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:iconkirahiscool:
KirahIsCool Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
I WUB U RUSSia
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:iconmonkeypoooo:
MONKEYPOOOO Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD I LOVE THIS! IT'S SO ADORABLE! D'AAAAAAWWWWW!
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:iconvectorwave756:
Vectorwave756 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014  Student General Artist
The ending was mai fav!! I love this story!!!!!
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Sesshomarul182 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2014  Hobbyist
Poor ravis but i think it's really fun to scar him :)
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:iconcompycat:
CompyCat Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2014
Hehehe, it is! (But it's also a smidge sad)
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TicciTimber Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
XD that ending XD
love this
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Fairly-Fantasies Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2014  Hobbyist
The ending was the best part xD I love this story :heart:
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...In Soviet Russia, Plate Breaks you...
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:iconanzhelikabraginski:
AnzhelikaBraginski Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Best
Thing
Ever.
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks!
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:iconanzhelikabraginski:
AnzhelikaBraginski Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
np
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
X3
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:iconanzhelikabraginski:
AnzhelikaBraginski Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
UIOUUIUOUOIUYJIOJIYOTUYTOIUYTOIUTJIORYUIOYUYOIUTOIUJGOIEHFIOEC BJCW HIYWDVKGICIFCHFBJUGIGDJUHGIFUTCGJKGJGJHUGCUHFUFTDCHGHBGYFTDGFCGHUGFGCHU
(sorry im bored XD)
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:iconray711:
Ray711 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
(So am I)
ONWARD TO NARNIA!
Narnia(Mah OC): *face desk*
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AnzhelikaBraginski Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Zeilania (One of my 10-15 OCs XD) : YESSSS!
Astidan (her sis another OC XD): BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ARE NOT GOING TO NARNIAAAA!!
Zeilania: Your so mean.. ;-;
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patricia02au Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Great story by the way!
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TheCreationofBored Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
In Soviet Russia... FINGERS BREAK YOOU!
Latvia: " Oh gawd. DX "
America: " Hey NYC dude! Don't kill him. :3 "
Russia: " Nah it's cool. She became one with da~! "
EVERYONE GASPS.
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Megafangirl77 Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol I can see it now.... Russia.jpg- sprees the word (am I the only one who gets that)
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patricia02au Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol
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:iconcreepyofthepasta:
creepyofthepasta Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You have no idea how great you just made my day!XD
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:iconlittlemisspagan:
Littlemisspagan Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014
XD That's actually what came to mind when I read that.
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:iconmegafangirl77:
Megafangirl77 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hehehe
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:iconmegafangirl77:
Megafangirl77 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*spreed
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:iconmegafangirl77:
Megafangirl77 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*Spread... DUCKING AUTO CORRECT
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Megafangirl77 Featured By Owner May 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Smile .jpg 
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GeekGurl234 Featured By Owner May 18, 2014
In soviet russia, sunflowers plant you....
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Dream-came-true Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder how it feel to be planted by a plant...Frozen Fever - Wow! Anna's Surprise Icon 
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kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014
i wonder if Big Sister Elizaveta is able to scare him. she scares Gilly all the time...*looks out the window. sees Gilbert running away in panic from Eliza* see!
and aww!!! Natalia is in love with Toris!!! *silently squees at the adorableness*
that sunflower seed is going to grow up to be the biggest and most beautiful sunflower under Ivan's care. i just know it.
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PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
The idea of the Baltic being terrified is pitiful yet hilarious.
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TheSuperNarwhal Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Student General Artist
Oh Crapola... Ivan is gonna break Big Brothers finger.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!11 BIG BROTHER BE OVERLY PROTECTIVE OF ME ITS FUNNY, SI? XD

Big Brother A: * Turns into bad-arse* Lets do this...

Big Brother C: Cyan what is America doing? 

Big Brother E: Commiting suicide. That stupid git is going get himself killed!

Me: Oh hush Iggy-chan he does it all the time, And if he does need helps dont worry... IM THE HEROINE! I'LL SAVE BIG BROTHER BETTER THAN ANY ONE! :iconyeahplz:

Eveyone in Hetalia except America: The ressemblance is scary..... 

Me and Big Brother A: BECAUSE WE'RE THE HEROS!

Everybody: :iconfacepalmplz:

The epic hero duo: WHAT U MAD BRO?! :iconamericaumadplz: 
 ~ 
trololololololol.............. I am special! :D
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KattIsDere Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014
Indeed you are.....BUT SO AM IIIIIIIIIIIII~~~~!!!!!
:willie-e-coyote: Rolos and Emote REVAMP This world needs color :yuyukospinplz: The Cake Is A Lie Owlie: Disco Eden or not Joy Emoticon Blank Stare Yell Femicon Link Got A Rupee Falling Show the love robot undies avatar james - gift for mah bro :nigelwestdickens: 
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VargasLovesPasta Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me too (lots of icons, stupid phone doesn't let me use them) *runs around in a dazed sleep* I see flying mint bunny and fairies~!!

England: a new friend :3

*i run into a wall* Tea and scones!!!
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Sarahlah02 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Student Writer
Flying mint bunnies. Because every "sane" person has one.
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VargasLovesPasta Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yep, everyone's "sane" here
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novadragonheart81 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
In Soviet Russia...
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Soul-Eater-Evans69 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
Lol! Spread the word! Ivan's in love with me! I boasted and then the guy looked confused then Ivan glares at him and says, spread it.... Then he runs off that is my favorite part and the fact that it's his Pov and not mine!
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AngelX1300 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
Me: At least uncle america isn't here

America: Yes! I'm here *drags Hope with him*

Hope: =< I don't want to be here sis and Russia are in love. Sis Learn Russian just for him!

America : ...

Me: *blushing badly and faceplaming*

Russia: *Hugs Me*

Hope: Awww so cute~

America : NO! *takes me from Russia and drags Hope and me.*

Hope: Uncle America you have a death wish...

Me: I think so to

Russia: kolkolkolkolkol

Hope: *kicks America and frees me*

America : *passes out*

Hope : до свидания, и я сожалею очень жаль
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Gealich Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student General Artist
Lol, when "Uncle America" took you from russia u should have mumbled "kolkolkol"

Just for effect
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dinorex33 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
In Soviet Russia, Russia becomes one with YOU!!!
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Which is awesomer than Prussia.
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Gealich Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2015  Student General Artist
Yep


So much Awesomer
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TheCupcakeTurtle Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Student Artist
Oh I love it! >w<
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gymleader97 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2013
*America pokes me* You know Ivan's going to snap both your legs off right? :)

America: O_O Fuck no.
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yukiecross Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2013
awww cute!!!!!! <3

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