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The phone rang and Gilbert rushed over as if his butt was on fire. He picked up the phone and jumped on the sofa, almost sending Ludwig flying as he was sitting on the other end. He just rolled his eyes and went back to reading as Gilbert answered the phone in his usual obnoxious and arrogant manor
"Ja, this is the Awesome Me speaking, how may I direct your call?" He said, smiling and admiring the wedding ring on his finger
"We have your wife" a certain American said
He froze and almost dropped the phone in shock. He went pale, paler than usual if that were possible. Then, once what America said had sunken in, his blood began to boil ... almost literally. Saying he was furious was an understatement. He loved his beloved wife [Name] more than anything else. She was the one that he decided he wanted to spend the rest of his days with
"You'd better not have hurt her, or-"
"G-Gil!"
His heart skipped a beat
"Gil ... help me!"
"[Name]! Are you alright? Are you hurt?" He asked
"No, I'm not hurt. I-OH!"
"What's wrong?" He asked, sitting up straight
"I-it's nothing I-AH!"
"[Name]!"
"G-Gil ... I think the baby's coming"
He froze and his heart lept
"Gil!"
"Cross your legs, I'll be right there!" He said
The phone went dead and he threw it on the floor angrily, breaking it
"What the hell?!" Ludwig shouted
"They've got [Name]! And she's gone into labour!" Gilbert growled
Ludwig's eyes widened
"Scheiße ..." He breathed
"We have to get to her, or those savages could kill my baby!" Gilbert said, angry and worried

-Meanwhile-

[Name] screamed in agony
"What do we do?!" America cried
"It's too late to get her to hospital. She's going to have the baby here" England said, sighing
"Gilbert, hurry!" She wailed
"Who's going to deliver the child?" England asked
"I'll do it, aru" China said
"N-no! Don't touch me!" [Name] squeaked
"We have to do something, ma chere" France said
"Da, or the baby will die" Russia said
[Name] squealed when she heard this and began to cry heavily
"Everyone leave the room. I'll deal with this ... and call an ambulance, aru" China said
The others obeyed and [Name] whimpered
"Gil ..." She breathed
Just then, the sound of the front door breaking down filled the building
"[Name]! Where are you?"
"Gil!" She breathed
She screamed as the baby began to make it's way out. The door burst open. An angry looking albino was standing there
"G-Gilbert! Th-the baby ..." She breathed
He suddenly became calm and hurried to her side
"The baby ... it's ..."
"Ok, she needs to start pushing. Hold her hand, aru" China said

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[Name] looked at her baby proudly as she was helped into the ambulance. Gilbert looked at the Allies with a look of pure anger
"Why did you take her?" He asked
"It was his idea, aru" China said, pointing at America
America looked down
"I thought she was just fat" He said
Gilbert hit him
"You touch her again, and I will make sure you wish you had never been born" He growled, getting into the ambulance with [Name]
She smiled
"Are you ok?" He asked
"I'm alright ..." She mumbled, holding the baby close
"Sehr Gut" He sighed
"I'm so glad you came" She said, smiling
"I'm glad I made it in time" He said
He took her hand and sighed
"I will never let anyone take you again ... you have my word" He said
"It's ok, it's not your fault" She said
"I was unawesome today. Can you forgive me?" He asked
She nodded, smiling and they looked at their newborn daughter with pride
"Looks just like her daddy" She said, smiling
"Impossible! No one could be as handsome as I!" He declared
Unfortunately, this outburst made the baby cry and [Name] laughed
"Not so loud" She whispered
"Sorry ... but it's true" He grumbled
"Maybe, but next time ... don't wake the baby" She said
"I won't make any promises" He said, pouting

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A request from :iconreddeathhots:

Prussia's "Awesome Woman" is captured by the Allies, but can he get there before she has his first born child?

It was SUPER late, so I was tired when I wrote this. The quality may be crap!
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:iconsallynight22:
SallyNight22 Featured By Owner May 11, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
AWWW! And really America....how did you not know.
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:iconhildegardepheles:
HildegardePheles Featured By Owner May 2, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Why Alfred took the reader??
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Meowhug17 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2015  Student Filmographer
Wow America...... On the brightside China knows how to deliver kids!

China:*smiles*

Oh, and America you are a dick.

China:Glad I'm not the only one who realizes this...

*no one notices canada*
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SilverBronze Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Well China is the only one that actually helped me. *looks at other allies* Thanks for nothing, fucktard's


But that one line...




"We have your wife" a certain American said

. . .

. . . 

That was all he could say... that bitch
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piplup245 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
Really America?! Fat?! How bout i i teach u a lesson bout mood swings! 
Great story btw!
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:iconihavetoomanyocs123:
IhavetoomanyOCs123 Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Student General Artist
America...you thought I was fat? -mutters- talk about the pot calling the kettle black...
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kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
America is an idiot

I'm glad Gil was there when I gave birth
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:iconheropaws:
HeroPaws Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
You come near me or my family ever again America and I will fucking kill you. I will personally beat the shit out of you and beat you with a shovel. I will shove you ina closet of angry chipmanzees. Then I will hang you up side down, and beat you with a bat. And for calling me fat I will shove over one 1000 pounds of meat down your fucking throat. You will wish that you've never messed with me you fucking idiot of an American!!!!!!!!!!!!

America: :iconscaredplz:
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Carlli2000 Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2014  Student Artist
Awws!
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:iconelegie3:
Elegie3 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Artist
*raughs*
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:iconotakuanimeluv123:
OtakuAnimeLuv123 Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015
Lol you kinda look like me Adorable Girl Anime Emoji (Kawaii Wink) [V6] 
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:iconelegie3:
Elegie3 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Student Artist
secret twinzies
shhh..
don't tell anybody!
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:iconotakuanimeluv123:
OtakuAnimeLuv123 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015
lolz
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PrussiaIsAwesomeMan Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014
D'aww. <//3
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:iconlillica424:
Lillica424 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Artist
WHY DO I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE?!!? XD Almost every time I read a fanfic on deviantart I see you in the commentsssss!! YOU ATTACK AUSTRIA, YOU DIE. -Stares into your soul- CHILDDDDDD WHY.. WHYYYYYYYY
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PrussiaIsAwesomeMan Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014
Because I'm a fanfic addict. <:D
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:iconlillica424:
Lillica424 Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Student Artist
Sameeee >3<
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:icontoonprincesszelda43:
ToonPrincessZelda43 Featured By Owner May 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
What Nationality is the baby?
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:icontheanimeangel:
Theanimeangel Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2014
LOL, Nice going China. Leaving America out to dry.
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sabahchan Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
america when I get out of the hospital I will make you sure you weren't born..*death glare*and china thank you aru XD
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lightwingliki Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
really Alfred? that's your excuse now? You thought she fat. great job! 
England great job for raising him

Great story! ^^ (keep it up  )
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Jinx3d-Emo Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Writer
Me: when I get out of this hospital I am hanging you from the ceiling fan and stapling your balls to your head, Alfred

Everyone: *winces from the mental image*
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:iconpicklequeenofninjas:
PickleQueenOfNinjas Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2014
ME: America...you have no sense of decency or tact do you?
AMERICA: huh?
ME: I rest my case.
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:iconkirawolf54:
KiraWolf54 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
HOW DARE YOU ALFRED!!! *slaps* 3:<
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:iconkurino-sama-alpha:
kurino-sama-alpha Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014
*looks at America with hellfire in eyes* once i get out of the hospital i will hurt you so bad that you will wish it was BELARUS THAT WAS PISSED OFF!!!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME FAT!!!! I WILL SMACK YOUR SUPER STRENGTH OUT!!! *pulls out flaming mini frying pan*
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Elitebloom1 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014
*looks at america* America once I get out of this hospital I'm borrowing Hungary frying pan and attack you
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kjxyz1234-gmail Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014
I OUTTA SLAP ANERICA FOR WHAT HE SAID
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SonJessica Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer

I would too!

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kjxyz1234-gmail Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
Glad to know someone agrees
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:iconsonjessica:
SonJessica Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Same here..and I think if his girlfriend heard him say that, she would say the same thing.
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:iconfortheloveofchaos:
Fortheloveofchaos Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"I thought she was just fat"
....american idiota *mumbling obscenities in italian and german*
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:iconlolamanny:
lolamanny Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
America! WTF. You thought I was just fat? But it was funny though!
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SonJessica Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
hahaha what an ass lol
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:icontetocat100:
tetocat100 Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I know right LOL
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:iconsonjessica:
SonJessica Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Always is. Ever hear his ending theme? My inner Florida OC wants to scream at him and say, "THIS ISN'T A KISS CONCERT!!"
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tetocat100 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yea. My oc Tokyo was dancing to everybody by backstreet boys
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:iconsonjessica:
SonJessica Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
My Florida OC will sing Disney!
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:icontetocat100:
tetocat100 Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
And Tokyo slow danced to pretty boy by M2m
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:iconsonjessica:
SonJessica Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
As does my Florida OC. And then she hits Prussia over the head for trying to get fresh with her.
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tetocat100 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Austria: lol
Tokyo: hehe
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colornight Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2014
america WTF ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOSDCFGYBHNJ
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xofandompridexo Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013
When I read the Allies had Reader-chan *my reaction* OH SHIT!!!!! THING JUST GOT SERIOUS!!! *continues reading till where Gil breaks in* HELL YEAH!!! SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS!!! LOL "I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST FAT!"
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tdyf6txN456 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
I love your icon!!
And the story~ ^^
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SwiftNinja91 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you~
The icon isn't mine, but Thank you!
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tdyf6txN456 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2013
Your welcome ^^
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AmaiYuki21 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013

"I thought she was just fat." Fuck you America, FUCK YOU!!!!!!! !- FIRERAGE -

:love: Love your writing btw!

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SwiftNinja91 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you! We can kick his butt together
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Awsomer-than-Prussia Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013
WHO U CALLING FAT AMERICA? YOUR COUNRTY THE AVERAGE HUMAN EATS 156lbs. Of sugar a year!
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:iconswiftninja91:
SwiftNinja91 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD
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:iconawsomer-than-prussia:
Awsomer-than-Prussia Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2013
I rest my case.. I mean there's a [awesome] song called American pie!
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